Don’t You Just Hate Smug Assholes? I love it when smug schmucks try to write a memo, or a letter, or an email. It’s truly amazing how many of these highfolutin’ educated assholes can’t even spell, let alone form a complete sentence. Let’s eff with them. If you ever come across examples of Truly Crappy [...]
Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bars ThinkGeek.com $9.99 “Whatcha doing, Han?” “Just chillin’ out.” How cool is Han Solo? He’s such a scoundrel. And now you can take a bite out him… cause he’s chocolate. Dark chocolate Han Solo (Star Wars) candy bars. And for a limited time they are buy one get one FREE! Shhh, [...]
Fan Fic Will Never Be the Same… Poor Figmorton. All he wanted to do was write fan fic and design text adventure games. But that new program he downloaded from that torrent site must have had some kind of virus! Now he and his friends, Iris and Attila, have somehow been sucked straight into Figgy’s [...]
Back off, man. I’m a Writer… Welcome to the website, my own true space on the Interwebs. I’m Ted, and I’ve got a lot of stuff to talk about, mostly crap about writing, and stuff. My goal is to teach you guys about writing, and how it can like… better your life, I guess. But [...]
